I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5147. | Typeracist (noob69001) | 70.29 | 99% | 2019-09-23 |
| 5148. | blank99 (insaneplayer99) | 70.26 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5149. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 70.26 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 5150. | Jay (scuba44s) | 70.24 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5151. | iquee (jeptha) | 70.23 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5152. | Oleksandr (andrusenko) | 70.22 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 5153. | Luke (lukecao) | 70.21 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 5154. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 70.19 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 5155. | Shrey (1mynameshrey) | 70.15 | 94% | 2020-11-01 |
| 5156. | asdf (lifeasaboss) | 70.15 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 5157. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 70.14 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5158. | HarukiHuh (harukithegoat) | 70.13 | 93% | 2020-05-30 |
| 5159. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 70.13 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 5160. | Ahmed (ticalos) | 70.12 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5161. | hi (hi__) | 70.12 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5162. | Matland (matland) | 70.11 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 5163. | :] (acision) | 70.10 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 5164. | root (1_root_1) | 70.10 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 5165. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 70.08 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 5166. | Brian (solenttv) | 70.08 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 5167. | k (mkoo) | 70.07 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 5168. | www (wwwcookie) | 70.07 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5169. | ThatGuy (thangnay) | 70.07 | 94% | 2019-05-09 |
| 5170. | ralph (realityloser) | 70.07 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 5171. | Leigh (leightm) | 70.07 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5172. | Marek (maruszyn) | 70.04 | 94% | 2017-09-12 |
| 5173. | Salchica (machete24x) | 70.01 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5174. | Rhys (profnecromancer) | 69.97 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 5175. | Roman (udachin) | 69.97 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 5176. | Andrey (bloodysmoke) | 69.96 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |