As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6594. | David (davidisapro) | 92.42 | 98% | 2025-04-28 |
| 6595. | Schmo (intriq) | 92.42 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 6596. | Joshua (blue012399) | 92.42 | 96% | 2020-09-27 |
| 6597. | Neilsun Nguyen (newberry9) | 92.41 | 97% | 2024-09-29 |
| 6598. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 92.41 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| 6599. | Jaxon (icypsyche) | 92.40 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 6600. | Timothy (disapointing) | 92.39 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 6601. | IONIS (liaro0903) | 92.39 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 6602. | Francisco (ffdc) | 92.39 | 100% | 2017-02-20 |
| 6603. | Sam (brem_dog) | 92.38 | 96.1% | 2023-06-23 |
| 6604. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 92.38 | 97.4% | 2024-12-30 |
| 6605. | AGTHARN (agtharn) | 92.37 | 96.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| 6606. | py (pytech) | 92.37 | 98.6% | 2024-07-30 |
| 6607. | Anton (twisted_8) | 92.37 | 98.8% | 2023-12-05 |
| 6608. | Zhen (zhen_dev) | 92.37 | 100% | 2018-01-11 |
| 6609. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 92.37 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 6610. | Renato (ato2000) | 92.36 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6611. | ya (stfudesu) | 92.36 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 6612. | Rohit Shakya (shrohit_007) | 92.36 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 6613. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.36 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 6614. | Eleanor (emathers) | 92.36 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6615. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 92.36 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 6616. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 6617. | AxiomDestroyer (axiomdestro... | 92.34 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 6618. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 92.34 | 98% | 2025-02-14 |
| 6619. | Jenny (jennypark2001) | 92.33 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 6620. | M♭ (museican) | 92.33 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 6621. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 92.32 | 95% | 2015-05-20 |
| 6622. | moy (moymoymoy) | 92.32 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6623. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 92.32 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |