I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4791. | Max (maxsmith) | 100.63 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 4792. | jimy (hummusflavor) | 100.63 | 95% | 2023-11-15 |
| 4793. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 100.63 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4794. | Pat (darsker) | 100.63 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 4795. | Obi (ratiotile) | 100.63 | 91% | 2016-11-20 |
| 4796. | G (rebellion91) | 100.63 | 95% | 2015-12-26 |
| 4797. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 100.63 | 93% | 2015-07-04 |
| 4798. | joanne (joannekim63) | 100.62 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 4799. | Said (surrenderordie) | 100.62 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 4800. | Qeloxy (qeloxy1_) | 100.61 | 99% | 2024-07-27 |
| 4801. | Kangaroo (kangaroocruz) | 100.61 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 4802. | Joey (typerjoeychan) | 100.59 | 98.1% | 2024-01-04 |
| 4803. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 100.59 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 4804. | Jedi Jamie J (exime) | 100.59 | 97% | 2016-09-23 |
| 4805. | lol (typewriter299679) | 100.58 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4806. | chloe (comradebiden) | 100.57 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 4807. | Reed (fourflames) | 100.56 | 98.1% | 2024-05-15 |
| 4808. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 100.56 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
| 4809. | B (sushipanda) | 100.56 | 89% | 2016-11-23 |
| 4810. | huy (huyxcao) | 100.55 | 97% | 2024-08-24 |
| 4811. | Devin (gootar) | 100.55 | 95% | 2015-04-21 |
| 4812. | Samantha (samdan56) | 100.55 | 99% | 2023-08-01 |
| 4813. | Rusty Z. (rustyz) | 100.55 | 88% | 2015-10-01 |
| 4814. | Lin (lin_ming) | 100.55 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 4815. | nevermispelled (nevermispel... | 100.55 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 4816. | Carmen (carmendiem) | 100.53 | 96.9% | 2024-04-12 |
| 4817. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 100.53 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 4818. | Heathe (hwhl) | 100.52 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4819. | Anvar (only_aloner) | 100.52 | 97% | 2024-03-18 |
| 4820. | Venator (venat0r) | 100.52 | 93% | 2016-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |