As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6118. | Kevin (kapoofin) | 93.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 6119. | Justin (nexoloft) | 93.35 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 6120. | Séamus (shay42) | 93.35 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
| 6121. | Silvano (silvanoa) | 93.34 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
| 6122. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 93.34 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 6123. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 6124. | Aidan (museum) | 93.34 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
| 6125. | Adocys (adocys) | 93.33 | 96% | 2024-07-18 |
| 6126. | blue (bluedragon_) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 6127. | evtral (evtral) | 93.33 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 6128. | budda (theblackeye) | 93.33 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6129. | G (zger) | 93.33 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 6130. | David (pasta_whee) | 93.33 | 96% | 2015-07-09 |
| 6131. | sam (candle4) | 93.32 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 6132. | Mato (matoxz) | 93.32 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6133. | not your dad (buthee) | 93.32 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6134. | Allergic (1800comcast) | 93.31 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6135. | Marco (marcomilo) | 93.31 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6136. | yentup (yentup) | 93.31 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 6137. | new (pookieface) | 93.31 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| 6138. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 93.31 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 6139. | Semaj (officialmaj) | 93.30 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 6140. | Ricky (chelsky) | 93.30 | 97% | 2017-03-05 |
| 6141. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 6142. | sam (shoihvwoihbv3) | 93.29 | 97.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 6143. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 93.29 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 6144. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 93.29 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
| 6145. | Iqbal (juniortypist1) | 93.28 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 6146. | LukeLR (lukelr) | 93.28 | 95.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6147. | OneiricAbyss (oneirodynia) | 93.27 | 98.4% | 2025-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |