Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14047. | Athanasia (athanasialaras) | 78.29 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 14048. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 78.29 | 97% | 2016-03-10 |
| 14049. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 78.29 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 14050. | sanjul (s4njul) | 78.29 | 97% | 2012-08-29 |
| 14051. | Ivan (assaultbearer) | 78.28 | 83% | 2016-06-25 |
| 14052. | Ricky (rickykurniawan) | 78.28 | 97% | 2013-08-28 |
| 14053. | Peter (ptrreynolds) | 78.28 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14054. | Rando413 (rando413) | 78.27 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 14055. | Twachs (twachs) | 78.27 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 14056. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 78.27 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 14057. | Hoang (hoangthien2003) | 78.27 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 14058. | Seth (supernova825) | 78.27 | 98% | 2020-08-31 |
| 14059. | Rusty (saddled) | 78.27 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 14060. | dottjt (dottjt) | 78.27 | 95% | 2012-03-12 |
| 14061. | Michelle (mzpinkygirl21) | 78.27 | 92% | 2013-11-24 |
| 14062. | Mo (colonelm0) | 78.27 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 14063. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 78.26 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 14064. | laughablehammer (laughableh... | 78.26 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 14065. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 78.26 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14066. | jpow (jpowwow) | 78.26 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 14067. | Adam (rhetoric2) | 78.26 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 14068. | Micheal (michaeltheturtle) | 78.26 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 14069. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 78.26 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14070. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 78.25 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 14071. | Sean (sebby_man) | 78.25 | 95% | 2012-12-05 |
| 14072. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 78.25 | 94.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14073. | Derang (derang) | 78.25 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 14074. | Sven (sfonxs) | 78.25 | 93% | 2016-10-31 |
| 14075. | J (nanjsko) | 78.25 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 14076. | Juanma (juanma_jm) | 78.25 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |