As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5117. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 96.83 | 99.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 5118. | Doug (thegenericgeek) | 96.83 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 5119. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 96.83 | 99% | 2018-07-29 |
| 5120. | Amir (chike1) | 96.82 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 5121. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 96.81 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 5122. | Susan (pfpigs) | 96.81 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 5123. | Cody (cody11d12) | 96.80 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 5124. | Jack (jackthetyper) | 96.80 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 5125. | hehe (shindo333) | 96.80 | 98.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 5126. | Bronny (lbjturnup) | 96.80 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 5127. | Johnrey (johnreyy13) | 96.79 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 5128. | MST (stereotypist) | 96.79 | 98.6% | 2024-06-27 |
| 5129. | LEntless (lentless) | 96.79 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 5130. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 96.79 | 99% | 2015-11-29 |
| 5131. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 96.79 | 99% | 2018-03-26 |
| 5132. | Joo (jooooooo) | 96.79 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 5133. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 96.78 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 5134. | Kev (cyanophycean314) | 96.78 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 5135. | 419driver (419driver) | 96.77 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 5136. | Chase (chase60hz) | 96.77 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 5137. | Dunder (razmuz) | 96.77 | 93% | 2016-04-22 |
| 5138. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 96.76 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5139. | Hani (batibot323) | 96.76 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 5140. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 96.76 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5141. | John (deiplz) | 96.76 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5142. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 96.75 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5143. | HANNI PHAM (batashoe) | 96.75 | 98.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 5144. | James (kimandoxs) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5145. | Alxs (alxs_1) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 5146. | help (mango_mango_mango) | 96.75 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |