So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24487. | Shakeel (shakeelhadir) | 61.59 | 94% | 2015-04-04 |
| 24488. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 61.59 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 24489. | Mason (mason_haggerty) | 61.58 | 88% | 2016-10-23 |
| 24490. | yolo (yolo12369) | 61.58 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24491. | Daniel (littleredbear97) | 61.58 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| 24492. | Foco (foco) | 61.58 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 24493. | Catman (catman847) | 61.58 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 24494. | Matt (saltation) | 61.58 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 24495. | Goose (friendlygoose) | 61.57 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 24496. | organic (organic__filter) | 61.57 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24497. | Hiroko (hiroko) | 61.57 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 24498. | Caglar (cypriotboi) | 61.57 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| 24499. | Bibek (bibek22) | 61.57 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 24500. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 61.57 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 24501. | Tobias (tobiasjm) | 61.57 | 94% | 2013-04-18 |
| 24502. | thu (thupham) | 61.57 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 24503. | runa (dawn_89) | 61.56 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 24504. | Abucay (medleypond) | 61.56 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 24505. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 61.56 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 24506. | zachary (zhutton) | 61.56 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 24507. | vicky (vickyliu) | 61.56 | 94% | 2014-04-07 |
| 24508. | Hiu Pang (12333211) | 61.56 | 94% | 2011-06-01 |
| 24509. | Timothy (timw4mail) | 61.56 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 24510. | Keep Distance (spender) | 61.56 | 98% | 2014-09-27 |
| 24511. | S (scarton) | 61.56 | 94% | 2019-06-21 |
| 24512. | Misticati (misticati) | 61.56 | 97% | 2012-04-04 |
| 24513. | duane (duanejb) | 61.56 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 24514. | Muhammad Emon (emonsojib) | 61.55 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 24515. | Lightning (lightningfastt) | 61.55 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 24516. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 61.55 | 93% | 2015-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |