The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9247. | mariah (serialfriend) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9248. | Cameron (cameronbikes) | 90.79 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9249. | Michael (javamorris) | 90.79 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 9250. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 90.79 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 9251. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 90.79 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 9252. | Green Tea (2001186) | 90.78 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9253. | Erin (ecoop) | 90.78 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9254. | Tosti-ijzer (paupermongool) | 90.78 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 9255. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 90.78 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 9256. | Alorence (alorence) | 90.78 | 94% | 2014-10-20 |
| 9257. | Sebastian (tinerot) | 90.78 | 91% | 2013-02-12 |
| 9258. | Persov (persov) | 90.78 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9259. | TerribleTypissed (terrible_... | 90.78 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9260. | Savana (ssantos) | 90.78 | 99% | 2015-05-07 |
| 9261. | I (excelsiate) | 90.78 | 95% | 2015-01-19 |
| 9262. | Brage (brasa95) | 90.78 | 98% | 2015-09-13 |
| 9263. | SirCanaanDoyle (elevayshun) | 90.77 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 9264. | เป็ดเขียว... | 90.77 | 99% | 2014-12-18 |
| 9265. | Rob (arben) | 90.77 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 9266. | Pernekhan (10bd02006) | 90.77 | 93% | 2013-01-17 |
| 9267. | Andee (andeetypes) | 90.76 | 99.3% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9268. | Sam (lixivius) | 90.76 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 9269. | Max (mparkosidis) | 90.76 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 9270. | sunny (sunxuz) | 90.76 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 9271. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 90.76 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 9272. | yakisoba (yakisobaa) | 90.75 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 9273. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 90.75 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 9274. | Derek (derekcfop) | 90.75 | 96.8% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9275. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 90.75 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9276. | J (yeonoson) | 90.75 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |