And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4213. | adr (sinth) | 115.58 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 4214. | xian (tortoise) | 115.58 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| 4215. | hello (daff123) | 115.57 | 99% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4216. | Amanda (amandajoy) | 115.56 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 4217. | Oleg (kasitan) | 115.55 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 4218. | Instant Torque (lakerzz8) | 115.55 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 4219. | Splash (splashcc) | 115.55 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 4220. | Z-iN (frustrated_mistakes) | 115.54 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 4221. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 115.54 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 4222. | Jason (jdrawmer86) | 115.53 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4223. | Noah (bobapplepie) | 115.53 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 4224. | Kyun (b_wong) | 115.53 | 95% | 2016-03-22 |
| 4225. | Sheng (shengalang) | 115.53 | 99% | 2015-01-08 |
| 4226. | David (elhipercubo) | 115.53 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4227. | Ellen (relly419) | 115.53 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 4228. | Senor (senorqueso42) | 115.52 | 97% | 2016-05-11 |
| 4229. | Cher (cherwang) | 115.51 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 4230. | jiwon (jiwon) | 115.51 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 4231. | blue2electricboogaloo (105wpm) | 115.51 | 99% | 2022-07-12 |
| 4232. | Joshua (mrjoshy) | 115.51 | 98.8% | 2023-06-20 |
| 4233. | calvindawgz (calvindawgz) | 115.50 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 4234. | d (dafeiji) | 115.50 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 4235. | absolute (xfijiwaterx) | 115.50 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 4236. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 115.49 | 98.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 4237. | M (springfield12) | 115.48 | 98.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4238. | C (charlottec) | 115.48 | 97% | 2015-03-01 |
| 4239. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 115.47 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 4240. | lemon (ilka) | 115.46 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 4241. | Jeff (merser) | 115.46 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 4242. | pmcats (marupiter) | 115.45 | 99% | 2011-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |