I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 758. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 105.02 | 96.8% | 2024-11-28 |
| 759. | 11820 (11820) | 105.01 | 97.4% | 2025-03-29 |
| 760. | Twinkie (shellyshells) | 104.90 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 761. | mohit (madara989) | 104.89 | 97.2% | 2025-03-30 |
| 762. | Tijme (nemjit) | 104.86 | 97.1% | 2025-03-30 |
| 763. | Travis (amansman) | 104.86 | 97.4% | 2024-04-19 |
| 764. | JusticeDB (justicedb) | 104.85 | 97.5% | 2024-01-16 |
| 765. | JaeCreamy (gatelotzombie) | 104.84 | 98.9% | 2024-08-07 |
| 766. | Dan (danbanica) | 104.78 | 98% | 2025-02-10 |
| 767. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 104.76 | 97.9% | 2024-02-19 |
| 768. | Isaac (inied) | 104.73 | 96.6% | 2024-02-18 |
| 769. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 104.72 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 770. | Shan (shan69420) | 104.63 | 97.3% | 2025-01-04 |
| 771. | Matty (mattyhuynh) | 104.62 | 97.5% | 2024-03-01 |
| 772. | Lord (planta) | 104.62 | 98.5% | 2024-05-20 |
| 773. | cmonBruh (reiden4) | 104.60 | 98% | 2024-05-19 |
| 774. | Bob (0math0) | 104.59 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 775. | Abishiek (abishiek_a) | 104.56 | 97.4% | 2023-12-08 |
| 776. | atsumu (silkynq) | 104.55 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 777. | spidergrass (spidergrass) | 104.53 | 97.7% | 2025-01-15 |
| 778. | صبر (morocco01) | 104.46 | 97.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| 779. | Munchy (munchy12) | 104.44 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 780. | despaciko (despaciko) | 104.40 | 98% | 2024-04-01 |
| 781. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 104.39 | 98.6% | 2025-01-25 |
| 782. | Wong Man Chun Bernard (ber0... | 104.35 | 97.6% | 2024-01-08 |
| 783. | accuracy (accuracy99plus) | 104.34 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 784. | John (ludeke) | 104.33 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 785. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 104.32 | 97.5% | 2023-10-31 |
| 786. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 104.28 | 97.3% | 2024-03-05 |
| 787. | BOB (fatmankim) | 104.28 | 96.5% | 2023-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |