I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3304. | aspir4ik (aspir4ik) | 109.37 | 95.9% | 2024-09-02 |
| 3305. | Will (williamwang) | 109.37 | 100% | 2024-07-17 |
| 3306. | shosh (tearstainedbible) | 109.36 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3307. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 109.36 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 3308. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 109.36 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 3309. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 109.36 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 3310. | こお (koo_ty) | 109.34 | 97.9% | 2023-06-03 |
| 3311. | akim (thaakimnas) | 109.34 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 3312. | prox (proxisos) | 109.33 | 97.2% | 2024-12-31 |
| 3313. | andy (andyfeldmanis) | 109.33 | 98.2% | 2025-05-28 |
| 3314. | Michael (nonsensable) | 109.32 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 3315. | Joey (skaitripe) | 109.32 | 98.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 3316. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 109.31 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 3317. | Timmy (chet09) | 109.30 | 100% | 2022-09-26 |
| 3318. | ^-^ (monte123) | 109.29 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3319. | Yash (yash1402_) | 109.29 | 100% | 2022-04-08 |
| 3320. | Bob (0math0) | 109.28 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 3321. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 109.26 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3322. | Brocli (brocli) | 109.24 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3323. | TomVoldemort (tomvoldemort) | 109.23 | 97% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3324. | apoorv (covfere) | 109.23 | 97.9% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3325. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 109.23 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 3326. | Decima (blastin) | 109.23 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3327. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 109.22 | 97% | 2024-11-22 |
| 3328. | ohyourequicklol (ohyourequi... | 109.22 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 3329. | Pratik (dudepc) | 109.22 | 97.4% | 2024-02-08 |
| 3330. | dumbosity (dumbosity) | 109.21 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 3331. | Nick (coyote96) | 109.21 | 98% | 2025-02-16 |
| 3332. | Captain (bobispro2) | 109.21 | 99% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3333. | jiob (dahril) | 109.20 | 97.7% | 2024-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |