I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8851. | Nah (natezxc) | 89.24 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 8852. | typo_racer (haffe) | 89.24 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8853. | Akribane (masterpiggy131) | 89.24 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8854. | James (freetheguy2) | 89.24 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8855. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 89.24 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 8856. | Quixet (quixet) | 89.23 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 8857. | bdi (_bdi_) | 89.23 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 8858. | Keez (nofingersguy) | 89.23 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 8859. | Drew (drewsullens) | 89.23 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 8860. | James (jhoffman1204) | 89.23 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 8861. | Brian (gross51695) | 89.23 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 8862. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 89.23 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 8863. | Yerm (infiniteedge) | 89.23 | 94% | 2015-07-24 |
| 8864. | xjkan (xjkan) | 89.23 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 8865. | Rift026 (rift026) | 89.22 | 98% | 2025-02-09 |
| 8866. | Benji (ijneb) | 89.22 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 8867. | N4T (taneel) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 8868. | itsswzy (itsswzy) | 89.21 | 94% | 2024-08-26 |
| 8869. | Alex (0alex) | 89.21 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 8870. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 89.21 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 8871. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 89.20 | 98.2% | 2025-03-11 |
| 8872. | Zexceed (shorif) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 8873. | Kink (spineshank) | 89.20 | 98% | 2016-01-23 |
| 8874. | R (ghostboy) | 89.19 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 8875. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 89.19 | 96.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8876. | Goku (rmehedi) | 89.18 | 96.8% | 2025-01-06 |
| 8877. | SlowTyper (flextypist) | 89.18 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 8878. | Tesla (teslalord) | 89.18 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 8879. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 89.18 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 8880. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 89.17 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |