I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6490 | 2023-10-30 00:11:35 | 117.64 | 98.1% |
| 5590 | 2023-10-13 01:45:31 | 123.55 | 99.2% |
| 4876 | 2023-09-26 01:35:20 | 123.61 | 98.9% |
| 4039 | 2023-08-25 04:46:40 | 111.53 | 98.5% |