I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 53985 | 2025-03-01 23:12:31 | 104.95 | 98% |
| 52794 | 2025-02-21 23:13:11 | 106.45 | 98% |
| 52395 | 2025-02-14 15:48:28 | 104.24 | 97% |
| 51180 | 2025-02-03 09:29:33 | 92.70 | 95.8% |
| 48421 | 2025-01-18 23:48:18 | 92.60 | 96% |
| 48015 | 2025-01-15 09:40:48 | 91.07 | 95.9% |
| 45406 | 2024-12-04 21:03:30 | 94.68 | 97.2% |
| 44183 | 2024-11-06 16:34:08 | 103.52 | 97.5% |
| 42387 | 2024-09-16 18:48:58 | 106.37 | 97.7% |
| 42174 | 2024-09-08 20:58:32 | 101.31 | 97.5% |
| 39709 | 2024-06-26 18:15:23 | 97.78 | 98.1% |
| 35248 | 2024-03-17 10:02:53 | 87.56 | 96.2% |
| 32797 | 2024-02-07 12:49:30 | 99.11 | 96.5% |
| 32232 | 2024-02-01 20:55:22 | 99.31 | 96.7% |
| 26375 | 2023-08-29 09:40:37 | 99.67 | 97.9% |
| 20776 | 2023-05-16 17:42:24 | 97.21 | 97.4% |
| 18720 | 2023-04-19 19:05:10 | 83.72 | 97% |