I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43416 | 2023-12-29 07:33:21 | 134.43 | 98.3% |
| 43105 | 2023-12-23 01:29:13 | 111.17 | 96.8% |
| 34534 | 2023-04-18 10:39:22 | 124.70 | 99% |