I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5888 | 2024-09-16 14:10:02 | 111.25 | 97.9% |
| 5631 | 2024-09-10 22:31:26 | 113.57 | 98.2% |
| 3724 | 2024-07-23 22:55:11 | 105.06 | 97.8% |
| 3346 | 2023-12-01 10:00:07 | 100.03 | 96.8% |
| 2847 | 2023-10-17 07:22:53 | 95.83 | 97.4% |
| 803 | 2023-05-24 22:55:03 | 85.09 | 96.2% |