I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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2644 | 2024-06-18 06:39:16 | 111.84 | 97.6% |
2317 | 2024-04-19 09:39:58 | 101.85 | 97.7% |
1206 | 2023-09-11 09:05:30 | 98.48 | 97% |