I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 53733 | 2025-02-28 18:13:35 | 114.87 | 98% |
| 48925 | 2025-01-20 08:51:41 | 113.57 | 97.7% |
| 41441 | 2024-08-21 19:25:09 | 112.77 | 97.7% |
| 40575 | 2024-07-15 13:43:10 | 107.23 | 97.6% |
| 39817 | 2024-06-27 12:49:12 | 98.58 | 98.6% |
| 36180 | 2024-04-02 14:11:25 | 85.77 | 96.6% |
| 25575 | 2023-07-13 22:05:47 | 96.08 | 97.5% |
| 23338 | 2023-06-14 23:01:36 | 100.38 | 98.3% |
| 20663 | 2023-05-15 12:02:05 | 102.78 | 98.7% |
| 17922 | 2023-04-11 19:45:56 | 74.75 | 95% |
| 17553 | 2023-04-08 20:46:14 | 81.26 | 95% |
| 13731 | 2023-02-26 20:04:55 | 89.79 | 99% |
| 5000 | 2022-09-14 11:37:25 | 62.75 | 95% |
| 3748 | 2022-08-25 15:36:15 | 72.85 | 96% |
| 2409 | 2022-06-27 13:21:56 | 67.89 | 95% |
| 2234 | 2022-06-22 17:13:46 | 75.57 | 96% |
| 1364 | 2022-06-05 16:33:01 | 39.01 | 96% |