I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9961 | 2025-06-07 00:11:47 | 171.35 | 99.3% |
| 9347 | 2025-05-09 20:16:12 | 150.30 | 97.3% |
| 9114 | 2025-05-02 04:41:04 | 138.31 | 98.4% |
| 5971 | 2025-04-01 23:18:46 | 124.96 | 96.2% |
| 5396 | 2025-03-27 22:48:00 | 129.80 | 96.8% |