I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23978 | 2023-09-16 14:24:43 | 63.36 | 95.8% |
| 19901 | 2023-01-14 14:37:18 | 78.74 | 98% |
| 18832 | 2022-10-02 11:55:24 | 83.98 | 98% |
| 17225 | 2022-05-27 06:44:52 | 67.62 | 95% |
| 13337 | 2022-01-13 13:35:11 | 81.59 | 97% |
| 12865 | 2021-12-14 06:28:41 | 65.82 | 96% |
| 11617 | 2021-09-27 16:40:21 | 71.56 | 98% |
| 8552 | 2021-05-27 05:17:40 | 67.61 | 96% |
| 7270 | 2021-04-25 04:34:16 | 63.08 | 96% |
| 4949 | 2020-11-02 05:39:40 | 63.76 | 96% |
| 821 | 2020-05-04 18:17:47 | 41.70 | 94% |
| 214 | 2019-04-24 19:26:10 | 32.14 | 96% |