I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 37175 | 2025-04-28 11:09:30 | 117.11 | 98.6% |
| 36525 | 2025-04-06 14:20:03 | 100.42 | 97.4% |
| 27151 | 2022-03-14 17:12:54 | 109.55 | 97% |
| 27124 | 2022-03-14 14:59:29 | 107.03 | 97% |
| 23472 | 2021-10-06 15:48:28 | 100.57 | 95% |
| 13371 | 2021-01-09 09:14:06 | 99.62 | 97% |
| 9028 | 2020-07-12 05:01:31 | 101.75 | 98% |
| 5648 | 2020-02-14 06:55:46 | 87.45 | 97% |
| 2482 | 2019-09-28 12:04:55 | 86.64 | 96% |