Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31567 | 2019-02-17 00:17:24 | 103.12 | 99% |
| 30740 | 2018-12-28 15:28:35 | 84.69 | 98% |
| 28549 | 2018-11-02 23:25:56 | 85.87 | 98% |
| 28073 | 2018-10-05 19:33:52 | 83.95 | 98% |
| 22272 | 2018-02-26 02:18:05 | 94.13 | 98% |