Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14187 | 2018-01-11 13:50:56 | 120.99 | 98% |
| 12793 | 2017-12-12 15:29:08 | 128.26 | 99% |
| 12420 | 2017-11-05 07:11:37 | 129.01 | 98% |