Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9026 | 2025-05-03 09:43:52 | 76.15 | 96% |
| 7649 | 2023-07-12 03:57:29 | 92.05 | 98.4% |
| 6547 | 2022-06-07 01:40:02 | 62.96 | 97% |
| 6406 | 2022-06-04 04:02:57 | 72.77 | 98% |
| 5811 | 2022-05-28 10:28:39 | 73.64 | 96% |
| 5769 | 2022-05-28 04:23:09 | 82.04 | 96% |
| 5533 | 2022-05-27 09:54:29 | 91.74 | 99% |