Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4133 | 2025-04-16 15:07:55 | 66.71 | 95.1% |
| 2378 | 2019-03-26 16:12:16 | 69.13 | 96% |
| 2049 | 2018-06-05 18:41:18 | 79.44 | 97% |
| 1742 | 2018-02-16 04:17:53 | 57.37 | 94% |