Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13467 | 2021-07-20 11:02:26 | 84.90 | 96% |
| 5864 | 2017-11-03 12:08:07 | 73.39 | 94% |
| 1499 | 2017-03-27 15:31:20 | 61.06 | 81% |