Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3753 | 2021-02-02 15:25:47 | 60.37 | 96.9% |
| 550 | 2020-10-31 15:57:23 | 33.65 | 96% |