Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6457 | 2021-06-22 02:44:27 | 83.35 | 97% |
| 5286 | 2021-01-21 03:38:43 | 90.10 | 100% |
| 4841 | 2021-01-13 15:26:45 | 76.82 | 97% |
| 1583 | 2020-04-18 04:01:34 | 69.17 | 98% |