Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2161 | 2021-01-12 16:25:56 | 91.02 | 99% |
| 1422 | 2020-11-18 15:10:36 | 74.75 | 97% |
| 1206 | 2020-11-05 02:11:01 | 87.07 | 99% |