Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3455 | 2019-05-21 14:47:20 | 81.00 | 99% |
| 1760 | 2018-02-23 12:50:56 | 65.54 | 96% |
| 199 | 2017-09-02 09:47:40 | 53.54 | 97% |