Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4690 | 2023-11-17 09:15:08 | 92.72 | 96.8% |
| 934 | 2022-07-28 13:57:16 | 97.04 | 96% |