Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2134 | 2022-11-19 23:43:13 | 129.80 | 99% |
| 1360 | 2021-12-09 09:59:55 | 129.09 | 98% |
| 378 | 2021-04-27 21:18:20 | 104.08 | 100% |
| 335 | 2021-04-25 02:41:07 | 108.79 | 98% |