Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1913 | 2021-04-12 16:25:50 | 62.19 | 97% |
| 389 | 2020-08-22 17:21:49 | 36.38 | 94% |