Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6891 | 2023-09-17 01:32:33 | 88.21 | 96.6% |
| 5544 | 2022-03-25 19:28:01 | 78.67 | 95% |
| 3024 | 2021-03-23 06:23:53 | 77.28 | 96% |
| 903 | 2020-09-18 19:56:15 | 69.36 | 96% |