Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12670 | 2021-06-26 08:33:06 | 115.23 | 97% |
| 7467 | 2020-11-08 06:39:14 | 121.48 | 97% |
| 5998 | 2020-10-16 20:12:56 | 100.41 | 95% |
| 3213 | 2019-02-22 22:11:39 | 95.00 | 95% |
| 3172 | 2019-02-22 17:35:57 | 101.28 | 97% |
| 1792 | 2019-01-15 06:18:31 | 78.84 | 93% |