Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7181 | 2024-06-03 15:07:38 | 113.40 | 99.6% |
| 4886 | 2018-04-02 00:28:17 | 79.32 | 95% |
| 3992 | 2017-05-09 22:24:14 | 84.73 | 92% |
| 3381 | 2017-04-05 14:57:15 | 89.58 | 94% |
| 2987 | 2017-03-28 15:30:37 | 94.56 | 98% |
| 2455 | 2017-02-25 04:18:20 | 74.30 | 90% |