Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11916 | 2022-09-12 18:29:24 | 101.61 | 98% |
| 9004 | 2020-12-12 12:57:20 | 93.71 | 99% |
| 7495 | 2020-10-31 10:33:20 | 67.89 | 97% |
| 7332 | 2020-10-27 17:01:10 | 90.60 | 99% |
| 4625 | 2020-05-17 18:07:21 | 88.18 | 98% |