Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 972 | 2024-02-22 16:31:45 | 75.74 | 97.2% |
| 40 | 2019-05-17 15:07:58 | 69.53 | 96% |