Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5746 | 2017-05-25 22:46:44 | 61.63 | 92% |
| 4054 | 2017-04-25 21:00:00 | 48.31 | 81% |
| 1661 | 2017-03-21 16:12:06 | 55.63 | 95% |
| 1434 | 2017-03-16 23:46:51 | 51.26 | 89% |