Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2637 | 2022-10-02 09:30:38 | 81.71 | 97% |
| 464 | 2022-04-28 11:32:25 | 62.30 | 95% |