Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 947 | 2023-08-20 10:04:14 | 27.59 | 96.2% |
| 832 | 2023-07-13 17:53:17 | 24.53 | 91.6% |