Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7501 | 2023-03-12 17:59:05 | 45.23 | 94% |
| 7356 | 2023-02-27 16:45:15 | 51.31 | 96% |
| 6174 | 2023-01-02 14:47:20 | 49.06 | 97% |
| 5913 | 2022-12-30 14:40:03 | 44.21 | 94% |
| 4797 | 2022-11-11 19:39:33 | 44.24 | 96% |
| 2928 | 2022-09-26 15:56:32 | 36.77 | 95% |