Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3594 | 2017-08-27 21:50:12 | 75.09 | 97% |
| 2456 | 2017-07-14 16:47:44 | 79.36 | 97% |