Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4672 | 2020-12-03 13:20:07 | 76.33 | 96% |
| 2390 | 2019-04-17 20:34:19 | 70.28 | 96% |
| 1961 | 2019-03-14 16:34:36 | 67.84 | 96% |
| 478 | 2019-02-14 01:31:06 | 59.49 | 95% |