Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3230 | 2021-04-22 15:34:58 | 65.10 | 95% |
| 3146 | 2021-04-12 11:54:43 | 64.80 | 97% |
| 3139 | 2021-04-12 11:40:20 | 68.52 | 98% |