Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3818 | 2021-05-10 12:40:31 | 42.81 | 94% |
| 1530 | 2020-10-31 09:04:47 | 40.88 | 96% |