Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 504 | 2017-11-24 09:32:38 | 42.16 | 97% |
| 271 | 2017-11-20 19:22:45 | 32.57 | 94% |