Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10462 | 2020-12-19 14:28:11 | 83.68 | 98% |
| 8197 | 2020-01-01 20:37:05 | 79.24 | 99% |
| 6859 | 2017-09-10 11:29:09 | 82.81 | 99% |
| 5600 | 2017-04-07 16:26:52 | 87.51 | 97% |