Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5976 | 2022-03-23 07:15:50 | 85.86 | 98% |
| 731 | 2020-06-11 04:50:52 | 56.07 | 97% |
| 142 | 2020-04-01 12:45:26 | 49.39 | 93% |