Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 885 | 2022-10-13 12:08:25 | 73.36 | 97% |
| 192 | 2021-06-12 07:53:35 | 51.55 | 94% |